Have you ever felt like today is the first day of the rest of your life?

Is it wrong to be appalled that Duane Reade already has Christmas decorations out? (It’s only SEPTEMBER for crying out loud!!!)

Who keeps putting Dane Cook in movies?

How relieved am I that I essentially fixed this website in just 4 hours?

Isn’t it odd how women can look good in an outfit consisting of a black top and gray pants, but men look terrible in the same outfit ensemble?

Isn’t it comforting to know that even though our governor is legally blind, he has still managed to overcome that major disability by living as a prototypical politician – cheating on his wife multiple times and having also smoked pot and done cocaine?

Am I the only one who thinks that Candice Bergen and Martha Stewart could be sisters?

Okay, who brings hot wings on a flight – I mean honestly?

Is Paris Hilton really so delusional that she believes that she is ready to have kids and would make a good mother? (See article here.)

Can anyone explain to me what’s so great about Proust? (I am toward the end of reading “Swann’s Way” from “Search” and rather unimpressed.)